Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Nipple Snipper

Pinching a nipple between pointer and middle finger like your cutting a nipple with scissors

I was wrestling my friend when out of no where, he busts out the "nipple snipper". all I could do is tap out .

by Grahamr queen July 29, 2025

Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.

He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.

by rustyspoon August 26, 2025

Shoebox Nipples

Nipples that are always standing erect, like theyre hard.

The dancers shoebox nipples were obvious before she removed her clothing.

by Youknome77 September 21, 2025

Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples

Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples

by G0B3IN September 24, 2025

Nipple spank

1. Finding a valuable item.
2. Spanking the nipple of a human

"I found an unopened Gatorade, holy nipple spank!"
"You've been bad, its time for a nipple spank"

by javarisjamar October 25, 2025

nipple flickin good

when a non-white race uses the KKK
as an excuse to be filthy or demonic
so you got to go up to them and give
them a nice 'nipple flickin good' moment
(mumbai kawaii is the name of that artwork)

The crazy people the new delhi bitch, easily nipple flickin good, created a cannibal cult of baby harmers, an' anyways, SawYem ArkNash decided they were all aliens to Heem and put their lovely bodies on flying saucers. She was the given the special treatment, Her remains and the tightest knit of her following built a statue together of themselves in Mumbai.

by sinrlifemattrs November 20, 2025