by TheDonFada May 4, 2017
Get the Groin Nipplemug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug. by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019
Get the Straight nipplemug. Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021
Get the Nipple Boogermug. Nipples that have been pulled relentlessly from the force of gravity, resulting in elongated nipples
Check out that native woman's gravity fed nipples! They look like they've been pulled by gravity for a long period of time
by Grousekoota November 20, 2016
Get the Gravity fed nipplesmug. 
by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023
Get the Semen Nipplemug.