Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Matthews

Matthews is a sexy hot boy
Matthews cock is longer than a foot long sandwich
Matthews is a fuck god n will get you wet easily

It’s true matthews got me wet -Susie 😍

by 1234-777887 November 21, 2021

Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH

his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself

by kalmista April 2, 2019

Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.

Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now

by jojobowbow February 10, 2024

Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed

“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head”

by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018

Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020

Matthew

A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.

Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"

Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"

"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."

"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."

"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."

by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020