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Schrödinger's Mark

Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.

This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.

To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 17, 2023
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Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
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Mark

The person in the Mandela Catalogue that is lured by is "frend" Cesar in his house.
Example: 1: Hey Mark, Where is your bff?
Mark: Eh.. I-It's not here, he's killing some people.
1: WHAT.
Mark: Don't question.
by man_Where_are_my_children March 19, 2023
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Mark from playstation

by Tylerbomb9 March 24, 2023
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Love mark

A mark, such as a bruise, cut, abrasion, or burn, caused by a loved one.

Often by rough-housing or sexual acts, or as a joke. Can also be from a punishment, such as being spanked from getting in trouble.
"what's that on your arm?" "It's a love mark, Tom punched me because I laughed at him falling."
by squinkley March 24, 2023
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Elijah Steinly-Marks

The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.
Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.
by SuperGirlyGoast January 23, 2023
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Mark

Mark, the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s so caring and kind and as funny as heck he can be best friends with anyone he obsesses over something’s to a point where it’s so funny and annoying but littel dose he know that he may have a girl crushing on him so bad that he doesn’t relise
That’s Mark my best friend
by Someonewhocantspell09 January 27, 2023
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