by ZoomTomb_404 April 30, 2024

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

by Grand admiral Dylan Davidson November 8, 2021

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.
by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017

by ryan1001 October 6, 2011

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.
by Rub the chicken man! February 1, 2022
