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topher joe

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012
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Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.
The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.
by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007
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Joe's Mama

Joe's Mama is one of the nicest, most generous people in the whole world. She became very famous after 6th graders made their names Joe on Kahoot, to be followed by the teacher asking

"Who's Joe?"

To then be answered by "JOE MAMA". Sadly Joe him self continued to become a drug dealer because of his past. only ever being known of his mama.
*Joe at a job interview*

Tim Cook "so whats your name?"

Joe "Joe"

Tim Cook: "wait...."

Joe " Don't say it"

Tim Cook: "JOE MAMA"

*Joe continued to jump out of apple headquarters, Tim Cook continued to call...... JOE'S MAMA
by User1050 February 23, 2021
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[Joe the Plumber]

by Bobby24212 February 21, 2009
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totally joe

To be totally and completely who you are. To not let anyone stop you being who you are. To be happy and unique. The phrase was coined by James Howe in his book "Totally Joe", a book about standing up to haters and bullies.
"I love that girl, she is so totally joe!"
by Oktobre July 1, 2008
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Joe Peep

A fuckin' bad to the ass muthafucka that likes to go commando & is charming as crap. I hate him for that...I can't wait to meet this guy in person so we can drink Jolt and have a crazy wild night of...playing checkers.
You is fine as crap...but you aint no JOE PEEP!
by Red Riding Hood July 29, 2008
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Joe Loner

Based in a council flat in lslington, joe has no fees and a progressive "no condoms" policy. If you visit, don't look for a boyfriend-y experience. Joe never takes his face out from under his sheets.
"I was thinking about visiting Joe Loner"
by VICE March 18, 2005
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