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Jacob

1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.
“Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.
by ImTyrone June 9, 2020
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Jacob

A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.
Jacob is the man!!!
by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020
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Jacob

Very tall intelligent lots of women rtust
“Jacob is hot and strong and he took my girl again. 😿”
by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible
by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021
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Jacob

A loser who bullies intelligent kids because he has no life. Specially Jacob Little at my school.
Idiot: woah Jacobs cool
Me: go die fag or is it opposite day
by okzoomer420blazinn November 21, 2019
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jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)
Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."
by firedaddy72 November 8, 2023
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jacob Ralphs

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl
by agreatgal September 13, 2022
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