french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

by urbandiclova October 19, 2010

Getting Kicked out of french class

Attaining such a level of intoxication by marijuana that you experience the same emotions as one would have when kicked out of a high school French class.

getting kicked out of french class... "fuck max wine"

by TheCathodeRays September 21, 2009

Would you like French fries with that?

The most often repeated line delivered by drama school graduates in Los Angeles

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

did you get the french toast?

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.

All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.

by SupBros July 06, 2017

sky blue french tip 1.5

A way to get your girl to beat your A**

Boy: Babe you should get sky blue french tip 1.5 nails.

Girl: How the f*ck do you know that.

Boy: WDYM

Girl: Im beating your ass

by Edp123 December 19, 2022

Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship

Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.

by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013