Attaining such a level of intoxication by marijuana that you experience the same emotions as one would have when kicked out of a high school French class.
by TheCathodeRays September 20, 2009

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.
All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.
by SupBros July 7, 2017

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.
WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018

Boy: Babe you should get sky blue french tip 1.5 nails.
Girl: How the f*ck do you know that.
Boy: WDYM
Girl: Im beating your ass
Girl: How the f*ck do you know that.
Boy: WDYM
Girl: Im beating your ass
by Edp123 December 19, 2022

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
