Baron Ham

The silly blue haired gentleman rich millionaire from the band, FAKE TYPE.

Baron Ham is so cute I would definitely make him into a ham sandwich

by sakemylove December 23, 2022

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle

Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍

by Ham candler March 6, 2024

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM

by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010

Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.

Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?

by Gibbyme December 31, 2018

Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025