Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 2, 2018

My bitch

My bitch she loves Deez nuts in her month haha THAT PART 💯😂🤣

My bitch Fucks around and find out

by Kimgeezy February 8, 2024

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Gianna my love

if your dating or married to a gianna your the luckiest person on earth. Giannas have the greatest personalities and will most likely always say the weirdest things. Giannas are also very hot and sexy they have the greatest curves and everyone loves and adores them. so if u ever have the chance to be with one take it because if u dont ull be crying on the floor days!

Guy : bro Giannas fucking hot y did u leave that

Girl: idk mann i Fucked up

Girl: Gianna my love i want u back

by Taylor is in love May 27, 2019

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025

My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez November 28, 2015