Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch

Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮

by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023

Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

Asian

A person from Asia.

He's an Asian.

by the random. November 3, 2021

Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
I

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

chalk Asian

A white person. Another way of saying Caucasian.

Those Chalk Asians always be listening to Morgan Wallen.

by Straightupfresh June 23, 2024

bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent

"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"

by Clayinator666 July 26, 2023

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019