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Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.
"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"
by aam786415 February 13, 2021
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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021
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Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

you know the rest
by Logan hugil March 21, 2025
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Mike

Mike is just sooo basic
by Christina the great January 1, 2019
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
mugGet the Mike Owenmug.

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.
I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.
by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020
mugGet the reed mikemug.

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job
Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone
by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019
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