Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
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A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend
That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike
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Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
OMG you're such a Mike's
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Mike

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt
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mike is weird
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Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.
Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!
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