The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Jake Aim

When you toggle like a shark once it spots it prey. Your hands become tools for death and your aim becomes god like

Holy shit! Did you just see my Jake Aim! I just lasered this kid.

by LootyLootcrate February 7, 2019

jake

so basically, hes a guy who doesn't have time for study groups and doesn't give cranes.

A jake will say "what d you mean by study group?" "I don't have time for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 2, 2021

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019

Jake

Big boi

Jake is a big boi

by Jakeiscoll January 3, 2022