Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

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State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.

“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh July 15, 2025

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State of Vibe

State of Vibe, (n), 2 definition: / The philosophy created by King Maliq (@xkingxmaliq) an Australian Entrepreneur and International Artist & Producer.
1. The status of ones Vibration , as in their perception of the inner & outer world , their perception of their own intuition, and the function of their vibe.
2. An Australian Record Label

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I.e\ We walked into the room & instantly gauged the State of Vibe.

by stateofvibe April 26, 2022

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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

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