A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
Get the Settlers of El Panmug. Sarcasm. I can't believe this needs explanation. Due to the overuse of 'lol' and it's lack of actually laughing out loud, 99% of the time.
If you hear someone say out loud, verbatim, "El. Oh. El." are they ever serious...? Of course NOT, twat!
by _Word March 22, 2020
Get the El. Oh. El.mug. by MadSamir June 30, 2023
Get the ziad El malymug. El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers
by TocZyx December 11, 2018
Get the El que te fockamug. 
by Elbolo April 9, 2021
Get the El Bolomug. by Fard Retard January 8, 2025
Get the El chingomug.