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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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El. Oh. El.

Sarcasm. I can't believe this needs explanation. Due to the overuse of 'lol' and it's lack of actually laughing out loud, 99% of the time.
If you hear someone say out loud, verbatim, "El. Oh. El." are they ever serious...? Of course NOT, twat!
by _Word March 22, 2020
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ziad El maly

A word to distract from the true maly which is Ahmed Maged
ZIAD El maly is a brookie
by MadSamir June 30, 2023
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El que te focka

El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers
Soy el tito mc el que te focka means: i am tito mc the guys that fockas you
by TocZyx December 11, 2018
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.9.El No Quierez Hablar Con Nadie.9.

.9.El No Quierez Hablar Con Nadie.9.
.9.El No Quierez Hablar Con Nadie.9.
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El Bolo

That bloke has a serious El Bolo

Look at the size of that Bolo
by Elbolo April 9, 2021
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El chingo

In Spanish El means the and chingo means fucker. Therefore el chingo means the fucker.
Jimmy: *posts nsfw*
Ian: Hey chingo kys
Fard stealer: EL CHINGO
by Fard Retard January 8, 2025
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