Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍
by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
Get the Tude Christianmug. a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.
by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022
Get the christianmug. A amazing guy. he is very shy at first but he loves truly he also loves hard he has an amazing smile girls would fall in love with him so fast. loving him would be a blessing for girls they would never want to lose him. He is so perfect. he's cute,nice,funny,charming, amazing. he is the best i swear.
Christian is the best
by beyou4ever May 24, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
Get the ryan christian parsonsmug. by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021
Get the Christian dickpicmug. by Vect Misery May 26, 2015
Get the Christian Garlandmug.