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tea in the am

bro i have some tea in the am”
by anonymous August 10, 2023
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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A definition originating in 2024.
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I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025
mugGet the I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be madmug.

Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
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I am busy

a r way of telling someone, "shove off, I don't want to talk to you right now"
please be kind enough to understand, that right now, I am busy.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2015
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I am

You may as well but I certainly am
Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"

Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."

Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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