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El hombre hablo

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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El Karlos

El Karlos

Nickname for Karla

Likes anime and is very nerd
El Karlos is such a weeb
by IlikeJuicyCock December 19, 2021
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Bond el

el dragen av en bonde från Järna vid namnet John
John drar elen i sin volvo 740 själv

Johns volvo 740 är full av bond el
by Byggar3_B0b April 6, 2017
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El Chickitee Boo

You have El Chickitee Boo in you." Don't go all El Chickitee Boo on me.
by Girlchick August 6, 2011
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Bokhech el Ham

Hole of the worry
Mohammad Hassan ya bokhech el hamm
by najjjj December 9, 2022
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El Fefe

Shaky

Her argument was muy fefe
Not “the ground was fefe” but es muy el fefe
by THE G…O…D March 10, 2023
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