my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.

Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"

by aacruzz February 8, 2010

rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.

I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.

by sleepyghost September 14, 2022

sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by epic periwinkle master July 17, 2025

Raining Sleeping bags

A word for when someone isn't going to get lucky...

'Hey the day that he'll get lucky will be the day that it is finally raining sleeping bags...'

by Going Insane February 8, 2009

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

sleep deprived

what happens when you have a test tomorrow that you forgot to study for.

"ah man, im sleep deprived from studying for that test today."

by kitywityy August 23, 2023