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Mark

Your new name is mark....shoulda stood on your word../should have paid your debts those guys are calling you mark ..
by Artistseye October 21, 2020
mugGet the Markmug.

Buffer Marks

When you’re watching DeStache on Twitch, on your 160p toaster and the buffer is too much!
by MS.M-R January 14, 2021
mugGet the Buffer Marksmug.

let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
mugGet the let me break it down for you markmug.

Mark Hucksterman

An advertising monopolist who exploits people's personal information to sell targeted advertising on the internet.
I posted that my uncle is recovering in the hospital with stomach problems, and Mark Hucksterman started pushing adult diaper ads on my timeline.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
mugGet the Mark Huckstermanmug.

Mark

Mark is a cool, caring and a nice person, they might be the same as their friend or best friend, if you have a friend named mark, he might be the same as your humor and shit! He might have anger issues, but theyre haliarious! Everybody likes them and hes pretty energetic.
- i met mark yesterday, it was a haliairous day!
by Am in your closet June 15, 2022
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark

Your moms ugly annoying hillbilly boyfriend that just fucking pisses you off
Omg i went on a date with this dude and he was a total mark
by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019
mugGet the Markmug.

Fuck mark

Any place on your body where you receive a hickey.
Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023
mugGet the Fuck markmug.

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