A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024
Get the Trimming Goat Hoovesmug. When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025
Get the Peruvian Goat Saddlemug. Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021
Get the Johnny Goatmug. After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.
by Goatburp February 14, 2021
Get the goat burpmug. 
by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023
Get the roman is goated at video gamesmug. goat is ronaldo ,yes the portuguese one who does siuu and has oil money and asks everyone what color is your georgina
whos the goat of football?
by andy's nuts August 13, 2023
Get the goatmug.