Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Hollywood crush

A superficial crush on someone you barely know; a stranger crush.

I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!

by TheAvalon July 4, 2017

FT YA CRUSH

ON JAN 7TH 2021 FT YA CRUSH TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL IF THEY DONT FEEL THE SAME WAY FINE BUT KEEP FT ING UNTIL JAN 8TH 2021

HAVE FUNN FT YA CRUSH

by NYCC_BABY. December 23, 2020

crush fright

Crush Fright is the fear of talking to your crush because you think that you will accidentally say something retarded and make your crush not want to be around you.

Me: *Making it obvious that I’m too scared to be around my crush*.
Friend: “What’s the matter?”
Me: “I have this thing called ‘Crush Fright’. It’s that feeling hat I get when I am around my crush but I can’t think of something smart to say.”

by Average Madhatter Potato January 11, 2018

Crushed

When a dude or female have or is going to proceed to get the cheeks or fuck and individual.

Maneeee did you hear the new shorty that just got here done already got crushed.

by Thatprettylighskinmf January 27, 2024