Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.

I ate a biscuit

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019

Lick ya biscuit

The act of orally pleasing the anus of a woman during a sexual encounter. Also known as rimming, and salad tossing.

My redbones ass so fine, I said baby I'm finna lick ya biscuit.

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

lemwiskit biscuit

extraordinary or bloody brilliant

Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!

Contestant: wha-

Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*

Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-

Howie Mandel: woohoo

by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021

slut biscuit

a sandwich consisting of two digestive biscuits with peanut butter and nutella as the filling. slut move so thus a slut biscuit

person 1: oooh i’m feeling like i need a biscuit right now bro
person 2: you look like you need a slut biscuit bro
person 1: what’s that bro
person 2: think biscuit then nutella then peanut butter then another biscuit bro
person 1: bro

by alpacaman February 8, 2022

Sucked the biscuit

A sports reference when you were favored to win and then fell way short and lost.

They should have won but they really sucked the biscuit.

by Jimothy the C January 17, 2022

Biscuit

Someone you lacks intelligence. An ass .

You are the biggest biscuit i know Tom!

by LingodaddiC June 12, 2019

Biscuit

A side order. The second choice.

1: She just got rejected by him, and now she's with you?
2: Yeah, so?
1: Dude, you're a total biscuit.

by Afellowbiscuit45 November 1, 2017