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alphabetarded

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.
Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.
by bigoleBEEMer December 9, 2008
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aloha experience

Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.
"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."

"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"
by Sattelite April 29, 2008
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Alphabetics

n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.

n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.
Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".

Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.
by sterlingda May 30, 2009
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Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
by SirJoey September 20, 2014
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alphago

The world's best go player as of May 2017. It is a computer program that beat Ke Jie the previous champion. Now it is retiring. Owned by Google and bad on AI research.
Alphago is the best go player in the world.
by Arty24 June 3, 2017
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AlphaDeltaOmega

Alpha: Leader of the pack.
Delta: A place in Vancouver.
Omega: Hair shampoo company.

AlphaDeltaOmega: A person who tryhards in .io games.
I want to be an AlphaDeltaOmega in starve.io!
by dogwiz November 30, 2017
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Alphabet Soup

1. (Canned Soup, with spaghetti shaped in letters). Comforting metaphoric term, the canned soup is a nostalgic reflection upon the uncertain nature of a prospective relationship/ partner;

-(who is) impredictable, unreliable, unsettled;

-emotionally unstable or overall chaotic.

Similar to "like a box-of-chocolates" - nature of life.

2. irrelevant answer to a general open question.
-you do have an oppinion on her. You said she's Alphabet Soup.

-yeah, you can't tell what she feels for you today, or maybe she wakes up tomorrow and likes you.

2. - You can for exemple ask her "how are you today?" And all he/she'll tell you, is : "Y". That is also Alphabet Soup. It doesn't make any sense talking to them.
by Eskarina Esk April 14, 2019
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