An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!
It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024
The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks March 23, 2018
by 69's the best June 10, 2017
Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.
Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
by Dr.Fukworthy January 14, 2011
Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 22, 2024
The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.