That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
by :D)) April 6, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3
Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg
by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020
Get the Matthew fagtardmug. Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
by anonymous March 8, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
by Isoncnss November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.