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NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021
mugGet the NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEMmug.

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020
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Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.
Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"
by aacruzz February 8, 2010
mugGet the Sleeping Wingmanmug.

Raining Sleeping bags

A word for when someone isn't going to get lucky...
'Hey the day that he'll get lucky will be the day that it is finally raining sleeping bags...'
by Going Insane February 8, 2009
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split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!
by sxross1 July 3, 2012
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sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
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