nut dandruff

When dried semen cakes up on your pubes

She told me she was innocent but the nut dandruff on her snatch proved otherwise.

by shutupshutupshutupshutup February 13, 2015

Phantom Nut

1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.

2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises

The Orlando Apparitions were merely a phantom nut against quality teams like Georgia Corn Critters.

by Ba1man3 March 14, 2020

nut role

When your balls go over your head

Dude I guy got nut roled last night , it was terribal

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

Stop Nutting

It's when you are really erect and you go to jizz all up in her face and when you do it's a really big load and she keeps begging you stop over and over but you just keep going.

She screamed at me please "stop nutting"

by Jacco69bignut September 24, 2017