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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.
"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.
by ohword? July 14, 2024
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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
mugGet the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug.

How did Genesis know that?

GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!
Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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knows ring

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
mugGet the knows ringmug.

Knows what's up

If one knows what's up - they got it, have it figured out, the one you can trust in the specific situation they're the one to follow.
*someone talking about politics and solidarity on the telly* yeah, he knows what's up!
by Lowyflowy January 22, 2024
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Those who know

In internet/brainrot lingo, a "those who know" refers to a shortform content genre of videos or images that begin or show an innocent situation, but end with a weird, horryifing or abstract ending with minimal context. This genre is usually coupled with a text saying "Those who know", followed by emoijs or pictures of an altered trollface(usually coupled with a phonk song or disturbing music), implying that those who know the context behind the video are disturbed and know the truth, while those who don't are left blissfully ignorant. This type of video has been used in ironic internet humour to exaggurate things like "still water"(or replacing the text with more humourous text like "Thise who shit in they hands and throw it at people") with it being combined with other brainrot phrases like "balkan rage" and "trollface crashout". Before large scale ironic humour on brainrot, "those who know" was usually tied to a picture of mr incredible becoming uncanny under an image.
Example(normal use):
《What is he holding?》
*Shows a fake piece of the oceangate submarine*
Those who know: ☠️💀》
Examole 2(brainrot):
《Me eating lunchly:》
*drops the food in a bottle of prime.*
《Still prime, those who know: ☠️💀》
by TomTaylorReal? October 26, 2024
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