Kevin

“Kevin fucking sucks.”
by November 22, 2021
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Kevin is a spectacular person who is synonymous with winning and just being great. Kevin's are generally superior to Lebrons and Michaels. Their choices to shift to winning situations are bold and should never be questioned by people who don't understand greatness. Kevin's would also be even greater if they didn't need to put up with the James' and Kyries of the world. The world will tell Kevin's that they are ashy and need to moisturize but y'all are broke and fk y'all.
That snake needs to moisturize his scales!
Nah bro that's Kevin. You just broke and hating!
by Mmark88 November 24, 2021
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better than Noah
Kevin has a big dick, Kevin is a fuck machine
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A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.
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Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.
i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.
by evert hervey October 14, 2022
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the most hated guy alive. He is annoying and is most likely asian he gets no bitches
by evert hervey October 14, 2022
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