god roll

The best randomly rolled perks on a weapon/item in a videogame.

"I just got the best perks for this weapon, it's a god roll"

by Mister-Rhy October 13, 2019

Find God

A phrase used to identify someone who is stupid and downbad horny thinking id do this dumb shit. That is why you should "FInd God"

I just clicked on villainouzz's linktree and saw the Onlyfans tab, i was expecting to see sum dick but instead I need to FIND GOD

by nkjasdnikadbiasndias October 25, 2022

act of God

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries

Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

God Botherer

A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.

& who tries to convert people to the lord.

God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.

by HALBHALB June 24, 2008

Lamb of God

1. n, An extremely talented metalcore band.

Lamb Of God played at my town last night

by Azzman September 30, 2003

Based God

A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).

That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!

Indeed. He has maximum swagger and is a Based God. Whoop! Swag.

by Whoop Swag May 31, 2011

Gods Speed

GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.

Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.

Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...

by ilikecoffeeandwhiskeyandcigarettes May 22, 2008