Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.
by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021
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Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!
Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!
by Got the word December 23, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon
by Jytrop March 30, 2022
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Brandon

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.
by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021
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Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism
by BigBadBillClinton April 02, 2019
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