andrew

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he tries to act like he isn’t one, but he is. he will try to make you happy even on your worse days. he is a person that is easy to trust and give your all to. he will give his whole heart to one girl if he thinks it will last. he is VERY attractive. he is especially great with knowing how to turn on a girl. most importantly he is the best guy to fall in love with.

me: who is that?
annas: that’s andrew, he will rock your worlf.

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.

Bro looks like an Andrew. 💀

by SonicElectro May 30, 2023

Andrew

Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.

If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.

by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Andrew

An Andrew sometimes shits his bedroll. You heard that right. He sleeps on a bedroll and takes his meds. The shitting is just a fun side effect.

That guy looks like an Andrew.

Yeah he kinda smells like one too.

by That guys not an Andrew April 12, 2022

Andrew Kimble

Someone who puts up his walls because he has been hurt by everyone. Wants to be alone but regrets it every time. longing for that one person he can lay in bed with and hold. trash at playing league of legends. Climbing mountains is his only getaway. Intelligent, brave, and toxic. No one stays around him for long except one.

He is in his sad boy era, Andrew KIMBLE?

by NOsNolife January 23, 2023

Andrew

Someone that is an easy going vodka drinker that occasionally lands himself a spot in the hospital. Easily able to outdrink all his buddies in his prime. Would rather make out with a handle than a woman.

Don’t pull an Andrew and get sent to the ER again.

by WoodyTheSkollPounder December 4, 2019