Uncle Pfleger

Look at Jeff, what an "Uncle Pfleger", he joins in slogans and marches just to ingratiate himself white minorities.
by donverga July 4, 2015
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shitty uncle

The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family

THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND

Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle

:must die at the age of 45 or disappear

off the face of the earth

:burklesnatch your nephews face at

least 5 times a visit

:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,

backwards cap with a goatee and bald

:Be skinny but muscular

:live the peice of shit life

:punk is your main comeback or some

drunk shit

:must pull the most devious pranks on

your nephew and toughen him up and

protect your neice with your life

:and you have to get knocked tf out by a

7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds

ripped sorry it's just the rules

:can only date sweet psycho women=

shitty aunts
by Peice of shit uncle May 9, 2024
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Uncle

The one person I don't want to like me. Yet the only one who does. Also destroyed my asshole at night. So if your my uncle.... Please apologize and pay for my therapy...
by CandyFoxx April 13, 2019
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uncle sandwich

an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich
yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!
by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022
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Uncle Dave

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."
by Diddler May 28, 2022
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double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis
if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!
by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011
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