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Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.
"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011
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TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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Turtle Net

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.
by PuyatLord June 11, 2014
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chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016
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Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Josh? You're such a turtle!
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
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turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021
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Turtles

Turtles are very fast.
by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016
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