by dirty redhotxx December 24, 2011
Get the bunk rider mug.1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.
2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.
2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.
A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.
I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.
I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.
by halo69 January 21, 2013
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
Get the the riper the bush, the juicier the berry mug.An old fat weekend warrior on a Harley wearing outlaw gang style clothes that stopped fitting him 30 pounds ago.
by Michaeladt September 6, 2013
Get the Geezy Rider mug.by Master flex November 1, 2013
Get the negative rise mug.(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2014
Get the the riper the bush, the juicier the berry mug.A Punk Rock band from South Africa. Formed in 2012 by 2 high school friends and later they added an extra member to the group. They sing against topics such as racism, sexism, animal abuse, politics and also wants to encourage people to be different than the mainstream society. People who listens to music and have the same ideas as the norm (labeled by FRTR as slaves of society) are encouraged by the band to stop that mindless habit and be truly unique. FRTR wants to let their voices be heard and strives to make this world a better place to live in.
Slave of society:"I'm gonna listen to that new band Final Rise To Reason, 'cause I wanna fit in like everyone else."
True FRTR fan:"They hate people like you."
Slave of society:"Asshole, why do you say that?"
True FRTR fan:"'Cause you listen to them to be cool!! The band hates fans like you!!!"
True FRTR fan:"They hate people like you."
Slave of society:"Asshole, why do you say that?"
True FRTR fan:"'Cause you listen to them to be cool!! The band hates fans like you!!!"
by school punk kid March 12, 2014
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