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whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
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Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit
"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."
by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022
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Nut Fiz

the creamy substance that comes out of a penis when ejaculating
Say Laquita, did that hoodrat Jamal nut fiz on your leg?
by ATXmoneymike July 23, 2010
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frickn’ nut

someone who goes ape shit on the basketball quart
“How many points did he have in the game last night?”
I don’t know man, he’s a frickn’ nut.”
by trinity miller 34 May 4, 2021
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nuts drug

Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball
did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!
by knowledge dread February 18, 2010
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juff-nut

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...
No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...
by Sutty9 October 18, 2020
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nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.
by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016
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