Lose your muffins

To be agitated to a point of hysteria.

"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."

by silvermoons October 05, 2009

glazing my muffin

corny ass term Aaliyah made

toochie: stop de
Aaliyah: you glazing my muffin

stop glazing my muffin

by nene wit da pp April 22, 2022

jizz muffin game

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.

"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

by the_muffin_man69 July 29, 2008

stud muffin

1) A chick that is getting eaten out by a stud.

2) A chick that a stud is banging.

She's such a stud muffin. Mmm... muffin.

by sandm May 25, 2004

Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Stud Muffin

An athletic women

Did you see how fast that chick downed that beer? She's a stud muffin.

by Satan Lives December 17, 2003

Loser mini-muffin

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

by justin987654321 June 16, 2009