Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.

Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.

by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020

Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived

sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"

by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 23, 2021

Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.

Person 1: Did you get a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.

by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021

Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.

Person 1: Do you have a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.

by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021

keep a knocker

To have your/a gun on you
-Used in New York

You better keep a knocker

by Nyplug March 1, 2022

why you knocking

Knocking can be used as a very versatile word. It could mean joking, failing, messing around, fucking, etc. Meaning is up to context of the conversation.

“you look like an idiot, why you knocking?”
“bitch, are you knocking that guy?”
“girl you have to be knocking right now”

by theerector October 19, 2022

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022