get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

Picking up the truck from Yuma

When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.

Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”

by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021

Sickly foal from brown desert

The sickest , sicker than Kerser

Sickly foal from brown desert , sickly is the sickest , S-s-sickly is the sickest

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021

that cool guy from up the street

You know what I mean.

Hey! It's that cool guy from up the street! He wants to seduce my daughter.

by japanadianboy March 9, 2012

Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School

Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School

Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School

by Minah200 August 15, 2023

We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.

Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.

by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022