Captain

Bay area slang for pimp.

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"

by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Captain Novolin

One of the few diabetes themed games

Captain Novolin is a bad representation of diabetes

by Beaver shearer January 5, 2025

Captain

Bay area slang for pimp.

Emmanuel is a captain. He owns all the hoes on the block.

by bad_bayonet January 6, 2025

Captain Gankaroo

A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....

Uh oh, Captain Gankaroo is in the house

by BrEwSkI January 16, 2026

Captain Saveaho

When a simp tries to defend a female behaving badly.

She was getting arrested for drunk & disorderly and kicked a cop, but here comes Captain Saveaho to try and defend her.

by Testoclese February 16, 2026

Captain fuck a lot

A man who is the captain of fucking alot of people

“Ain’t that your man”. “Nah that’s Captain fuck a lot”

by Ririxfeed February 17, 2026