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Gamer

A person who plays any kind of games like board games (chess, checkers, snakes and ladders, etc.), card games (like poker or 21), sports games (well sports naturally), and video games like minecraft, terraria, genshin impact, fortnite, pubg etc. for the sole purpose of getting good at it as a hobby. These people aren't losers, the real losers are the ones who criticize them for doing what they enjoy the most - gaming.
Player 1 wins: good game
Player 2: well played, you're a godly gamer. Can we be friends?
Player 1: Sure.
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Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.
Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.
by Leatherback February 1, 2024
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Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.
Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.
by Fredman14 December 29, 2021
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Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.
A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!
by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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Blob the Gamer

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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