William

An interesting person who will cut your chalk up with scissors when angered.

No! You angered William, hide your chalk quick!

by Jammmallllll445 February 20, 2025

william afton

william aftoning is when someone just straight up refuses to die, lose, or give up

-this is my 59th try in this level but im not leaving til i win
-GOD you're such a william afton

by egocer December 17, 2023

william moyce

William moyce is an all round stud

When he’s not downing pints with the lads he’s out with another girl

Girl1: will has a huge penis
Girl2: I know right

Look over there it’s William moyce he’s soo cool

by Huge doge 132 November 23, 2021

william effect

severe crippling depression

Ay bro u got the william effect

by Dickson johns October 13, 2021

William

Guy who loooooooooooooooooove hanging brain.

Girl: Who's that guy hanging brain?
Guy: Oh you don't know that's William guy with big heart and even bigger brain to hang

by animewartcher July 31, 2022

grace williams

sexiest gyal in existence, big boobies, big bum. straight up beautiful

kevin: have you seen grace williams? she has so much gyatt

levi: yeah man she’s so beautiful 😍

by 5dingleberries1234567890 May 28, 2024

William Santamaria

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.

Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis

- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.

“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1

“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2

by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022