Texas Pat on the Back

When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.

"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."

by Bikeramp March 3, 2019

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Texas Tres Leches

The act of finishing inside all the orifice’s of a woman, respectfully with consent.

I’m about to give her a Texas tres leches.

by tequilamucho April 1, 2022

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La Coste, Texas

Where?

"I'm from La Coste, Texas..."

"...cool?"

by lacostian November 18, 2011

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Texas Peach Fuzz

When your girl sits on your face and her not so freshly shaven cooch prickles your face.

Julie sat on my face last night and her Texas Peach Fuzz made it feel like I was eating a moaning cactus.

by Pinkspanker August 11, 2016

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The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

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Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.

"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."

by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012

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