When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.
The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.
He hit the door on the way in.
She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.
He simply forgot to put the seat down.
They all had a Toilet Drop
He hit the door on the way in.
She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.
He simply forgot to put the seat down.
They all had a Toilet Drop
by An unfortunate incident January 04, 2011
by Thatoneguyinblack December 03, 2023
When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 08, 2023
by rae VAN March 25, 2008
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
by Suburban pack May 06, 2023