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Skip Hop San Francisco Bop

A bay area drink ordered in jest. Bartender’s choice. Preferably something putrid.
Why hello there, I’ll have a Skip Hop San Francisco Bop please
by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021
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Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.
Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.
by peepeeshit May 13, 2021
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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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Hop on Rust

A request for smooth sexual intercourse with a sex buddy or long time partner
by PinDarkShadow April 26, 2023
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Jiggle Hop

When a big booty judy is trying to get the attention of someone far away but can't jump very high, so she bounces her body with her arm in the air.
When Kesha and Toya got into a car accident at the Nicki Minaj concert, Toya did the jiggle hop to flag down the police while Kesha kept cussing out the guy in the white beamer.
by PMoney2015 August 14, 2015
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hop on lockport lighthouse

A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex
hop on lockport lighthouse prazzy

okay gusmanak!
by WhoZ July 19, 2022
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Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
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