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Dylan Matthews

BIG BOI SEXY HOT BOI LIKES MEN BUTTT!!! ALSO WOMEN
by wayatonne October 18, 2022
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Matthew

by ET at home December 31, 2021
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matthew

person: who is matthew?
matthew: We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
by seok January 2, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
wow i really hate matthew
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
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Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom
"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."
by incogshmito January 3, 2022
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Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best
Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism
by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022
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Matthew driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver
by kyliieanne January 8, 2022
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