hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.

John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb

by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024

Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.

Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.

by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021

Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.

"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."

by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Let’s hop on thick legends

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter

Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home

by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021

Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.

Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off

by santaklawze November 30, 2011

Hopped the Fence

To purchase a designer fake from DH Gate.

Girl 1: I like your Gucci bag.

Girl 2: I got my bag cheap cause I hopped the Fence.

by Rena R January 26, 2024