jake is a god

jk jake is a stupid chicken nugget.

jake is a god hahahaha jk lol jk love you jake

by ZennyBoyZ June 18, 2018

god roll

The best randomly rolled perks on a weapon/item in a videogame.

"I just got the best perks for this weapon, it's a god roll"

by Mister-Rhy October 13, 2019

lightskin god

A lightskin guy who is usually capable of doing anything to women with no consequences.

Features

Light skin

Sometimes light eyes

Some times curly hair

Lightskin God

by Lightskin_God7 May 12, 2018

Thunder God

One who farts loudly and/or frequently.

1. Listening to Conan's theme song while taking a shit makes me feel like a Thunder God.

2. Everyone make way for the God of Thunder!

by Vlad the >Implier October 18, 2012

Find God

A phrase used to identify someone who is stupid and downbad horny thinking id do this dumb shit. That is why you should "FInd God"

I just clicked on villainouzz's linktree and saw the Onlyfans tab, i was expecting to see sum dick but instead I need to FIND GOD

by nkjasdnikadbiasndias October 25, 2022

God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 3, 2014

God's bodkin

Taken from Shakespeare's "Hamlet," this phrase can be used in place of explitives or other exclamations to show one's dissapointment, or frustration.

God's Bodkin man! Why did you just do that HORRIBLE AWFUL BAD WRONG thing?!

by Shakespeare's bodkin October 25, 2011